How to have a bloggable life

So you want to know how to have a life that’s worth blogging about. It’s as easy as 1-2-3. No seriously. It is.

Step 1: Get a life

Now is the time to start doing stuff. What stuff you do is up to you. It can be crafting, surfing, running, hiking, shopping, cooking [or your attempts to cook], dressing up in a mascot costume and traipsing around the city? I’m not here to judge. Whatever floats your boat.

Step 2: Start a blog

This is pretty self-explanatory. Apparently more self-explanatory than getting a life. Weird how that is isn’t?

Step 3: Write about the stuff you’re doing

Okay, so here’s a little math: Step 1 + Step 2 = Step 3.

Prefer word problems? So remember all that stuff you did in step 1? Now take all the memories of those things and write about it in the blog you started in step 2. Then hit publish, and lean back with a smug productive smile on your face. Wham, bam thank you ma’am, you’re done!

And that, my friends, is how you have a bloggable life.

Any questions?

Just when I thought I knew everything…

Obviously, as I don’t live in a small town [and once lived in a big San Francisco of all places! Egads!], am a minority and watches the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, that these factoids preclude me [and many, many others] from being considered as a “real American.” So, pertinent question for the populace: If I’m a “fake American” does that mean I don’t have to pay taxes anymore?

Man, I am loving this election race.

Eavesdropping on…sisterly conversations

lindsey: i really wanted to say “hey, i like UCLA’s number 24. not you, USC 24″
talda: haha. they both start with u and end in 24…he would have still thought you were talking about him
lindsey: hahhaha
lindsey: he was so slow-witted
lindsey: link – I removed the link cuz I felt bad…I know. I’M COMPASSIONATE!
lindsey: :-(
talda: i’m sending you a picture of my reaction
talda: you need to warn me when you do stuff like that.
lindsey: HAHHAHAHA
lindsey: HAHAHAH
talda: a simple, “hey, hope you didn’t eat yet” or even, “this is totally not safe for work!”
lindsey: oh sorry
lindsey: NSFW
lindsey: no wait
lindsey: it’s NSFL
talda: lmao