How to have a bloggable life

So you want to know how to have a life that’s worth blogging about. It’s as easy as 1-2-3. No seriously. It is.

Step 1: Get a life

Now is the time to start doing stuff. What stuff you do is up to you. It can be crafting, surfing, running, hiking, shopping, cooking [or your attempts to cook], dressing up in a mascot costume and traipsing around the city? I’m not here to judge. Whatever floats your boat.

Step 2: Start a blog

This is pretty self-explanatory. Apparently more self-explanatory than getting a life. Weird how that is isn’t?

Step 3: Write about the stuff you’re doing

Okay, so here’s a little math: Step 1 + Step 2 = Step 3.

Prefer word problems? So remember all that stuff you did in step 1? Now take all the memories of those things and write about it in the blog you started in step 2. Then hit publish, and lean back with a smug productive smile on your face. Wham, bam thank you ma’am, you’re done!

And that, my friends, is how you have a bloggable life.

Any questions?

Just when I thought I knew everything…

Obviously, as I don’t live in a small town [and once lived in a big city…in San Francisco of all places! Egads!], am a minority and watches the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, that these factoids preclude me [and many, many others] from being considered as a “real American.” So, pertinent question for the populace: If I’m a “fake American” does that mean I don’t have to pay taxes anymore?

Man, I am loving this election race.