Eavesdropping on…even more conversations at work

Coworker D: Speaking of which…This homeless guy got on Bart this morning and stood next to this pregnant woman. Now normally I wouldn’t have thought any more of it than “oh man that sucks, he must stink”. But based on my knowledge of pregnant women and their sense of smell I wanted to cry for her.
Talda: you’ve adopted some super sensory powers yourself with the wife’s pregnancy
Talda: now you like, have feelings and care and stuff
Talda: what is up with that?
Coworker D: :-O
Coworker D:: I don’t know what you’re talking about
Talda: yeah. you care about other people now. you exhibit empathy!

Eavesdropping on…sisterly conversations

lindsey: i really wanted to say “hey, i like UCLA’s number 24. not you, USC 24″
talda: haha. they both start with u and end in 24…he would have still thought you were talking about him
lindsey: hahhaha
lindsey: he was so slow-witted
lindsey: link – I removed the link cuz I felt bad…I know. I’M COMPASSIONATE!
lindsey: :-(
talda: i’m sending you a picture of my reaction
talda: you need to warn me when you do stuff like that.
lindsey: HAHHAHAHA
lindsey: HAHAHAH
talda: a simple, “hey, hope you didn’t eat yet” or even, “this is totally not safe for work!”
lindsey: oh sorry
lindsey: NSFW
lindsey: no wait
lindsey: it’s NSFL
lindsey: NOT SAFE FOR LIFE.
talda: lmao

Eavesdropping on…more conversations at work

talda: Hello?
Anthony: Wow, you actually answered your phone
talda: Of course. Now, look at your clock and subtract 3.
Anthony: Don’t tell me you’re still at work! But it’s late.
talda: Of course I’m still at work! It’s only 4:20 here.
Anthony: You’re always working when I call.
talda: Didn’t they teach you how to count at Michigan State?

Spelling it out…

talda: i’m just being honest

Matt: yes. it’s ok.

Matt: you like to antagonize

talda: yes. yes i do

talda: haha, you can’t spell antagonize without t-e-a-n-a

Matt: haha

*****

Matt: i don’t like this.

talda: don’t like what? that i antagonize other people too?

Matt: haha yes

talda: haha. i can not put it up

Matt: what?

talda: make you feel a little more special

Matt: ha

Matt: or… put an asterisk by my name

talda: an asterisk? why for?

Matt: to say that i’m special.

Matt: and individual results may vary

talda: haha

talda: look at you. all lawyer-y

Matt: yes

Just for you Matt*